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Open Letter

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Are you ok?  Do you need help?
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beerland
3182 days ago
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YES.
Kensington, California
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josephwebster
3180 days ago
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Finally some rational political discourse.
Denver, CO, USA
Demagog
3182 days ago
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Well, but where is MiB and Greys and a lot of other secret rulers of the (not-so-good-site) of the Atlantic Ocean
mrobold
3182 days ago
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Also, please make more bacon.
Orange County, California
herrmann
3183 days ago
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Forgot to mention the Majestic 12...
Brazil
sjk
3183 days ago
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Maybe all the organizations the control the US government are too busy arguing with the other members of the cabal to get organized?
Florida
MEVincent
3183 days ago
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If only this were true...
Manassas, Virginia
joshpennington
3183 days ago
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Yes. Please.
Saint Joseph, MI
bobfa
3183 days ago
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PLEASE!!!!
hannahdraper
3184 days ago
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Yep.
Washington, DC
MourningDragon
3184 days ago
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Full Frontal Truth...
yashimii
3184 days ago
Lols. If it wasn't so sad.
JayM
3184 days ago
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Ha! Definitely!
Atlanta, GA
ToToR65
3184 days ago
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Grève forcée des fonctionnaires US (pas en France que ça arriverait ><)
ashtonbt1
3184 days ago
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Word. This is amazing.
MaryEllenCG
3184 days ago
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Seriously, now.
Greater Bostonia
bronzehedwick
3184 days ago
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Alt text: "Are you ok? Do you need help?"
Jersey City, NJ

In Search Of Research

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In Search Of Research

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beerland
3385 days ago
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But cheetahs DO fart out of their eyes. Just not a statistically significant portion of the population!
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A Mattress that Lasts a Lifetime

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"Our mattress is worn out. We need a new one, but I’ve been dreading buying a new one. I don’t like the waste of it all: The ignoble dragging of the old mattress to the curb. The prospect of sleeping on a brand new construct of toxic foam and fire retardants... In Greece, Italy and France mattresses are made by local craftsmen, and are stuffed with 100% wool. These mattresses basically last for life. When the wool gets compressed the mattress guys will empty it out, fluff it up, and re-stuff it, adding more wool if necessary." [1]

Wool mattress"The bed Mary bought was made by Signor Oldani, a Milanese bed-maker and upholsterer. He made beds the Italian way, and the way we used to make mattresses in England before the introduction of short-lived internally sprung ones.

The beauty of the mattress is that when it needs a wash, the wool can be pulled out, stuffed, in batches, into pillow cases, put through the washing machine and after drying, carded back into fluffy pile before being returned to the mattress cover.

Every few years, it needs to be re-carded, as the wool slowly compacts, says Mary. In Italy during the summer, the mattress man, il cardatore, tours Italian homes, pulls out the wool from their mattresses, re-cards it, adds some more, as the process reduces the stuffing a bit, rebuttons and then sews the mattress cover back up again. Mary submitted her mattress to this process four times." [2]

"Totally by chance, I found two places in Paris that still make their own 100% wool mattresses by hand... It was ready two days later. They told me to come back in 10 years to have the mattress redone: they pick it up in the morning, take out the wool stuffing, clean and refluff it, put a new cover on it, and then deliver it back to you before bedtime." [3]

Read more: 1 / 2 / 3. Via Root Simple.

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beerland
3387 days ago
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I'm surprised the hipsters aren't all over this one...
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A Horrific Bionic Choir That You Play Like An Organ

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Or, how all instruments will look following the singularity.

It’s a strangely captivating, inhuman monstrosity. An a cappella group is strapped into a series of hydraulics. They each sing a note, and with a few buttons pressed, their bodies turn and contort to augment the pitch.

The Pendulum Choir, by Cod.Act’s Andre and Michel Decosterd, is basically an organ that plays with human pipes. It’s what might happen when homo sapien musicians are plugged into the Matrix, and that merging of man and machine is entirely the point.

“Up to now, we always used sensors to detect movements and use the result to produce and/or control the sound,” Andre tells Co.Design. "The idea behind pendulum choir was to find a direct physical relationship between sound and movement, where the bodies of the singers replace the sensors. We also wanted that the parameters of speed, acceleration, and movement influence in a natural and physical way the characteristics of the voice of the singers.”

This choir, for as shiver-inducing as it may look, actually resembles traditional wind instruments more than their modern electronic replacements. Consider a digital synthesizer. You passively hit a key, which is really just a sensor that tells an onboard computer to produce a tone. But to play a tuba, it requires the full, physical commitment of human energy into the machine. And that energy, augmented by valves and tubing, is ultimately what the audience hears in their ears.

The difference in Pendulum Choir, of course, is that the humans aren’t playing the machine so much as the machine is playing its humans.

“The appearance of the human being as part of the machine brings to the whole a narrative aspect as well as an important emotional aspect,” Andre writes. “Its resultant is a morphological relationship between the human being and the machine, both part of the same living organ.”

And if this makes you squeamish, you probably don’t want to see the 2.0 version: An arduino that stabs humans with a hot poker--to the beat, of course.

See more here.

[Hat tip: CollabCubed]





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beerland
3387 days ago
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This will get your week off to a freaky start...
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